How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
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