So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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