just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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