i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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