Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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