were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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