Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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