on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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