i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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