Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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