You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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