This girl is more easily done than said...
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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