This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
