You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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