We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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