if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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