I wish i was in the wii world.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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