So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
