So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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