no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
