no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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