We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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