i don't want you to think of me as your TA
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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