we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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