Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
My feet surprised me
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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