its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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