i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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