i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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