I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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