So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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