Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
We’re leaving where are you
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