Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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