so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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