every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
The struggles of a small town man whore
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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