My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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