I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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