***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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