you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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