How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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