the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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