Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Naked Twister starts at high noon
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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