last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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