i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
MIDGETS
????
They are going to name an STD after you.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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