found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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