That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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