Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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