I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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