we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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