She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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