I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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