No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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