I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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