Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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