How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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