I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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