As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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